You never see compulsive healthy eaters. You know...
The guy that wakes up craving celery.
The guy who needs an apple before he can get up in the morning.
The midnight snacker desperate for a carrot.
The fresh fruit fanatic.
Where are they?
Have they all been swallowed by the burger chompers?
Trampled to death by a stampede of meat industry employees hungry for another kill?
Perhaps they merely exist offscreen, away from the media's grasping hand. Not newsworthy, and hence obliterated from all reported existence.
If it's not in the papers, it doesn't exist.
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